Man Adopts Girlfriend: John Goodman’s ‘Daughter’ Could Protect Assets In Wrongful Death Lawsuit

Man Adopts Girlfriend: John Goodman’s ‘Daughter’ Could Protect Assets In Wrongful Death Lawsuit.

The title of this article should probably be “Man Pisses  On Florida Adoption Laws to Protect His Money.”  He must really be into the whole “Daddy” thing if he’s adopting his girlfriend who’s only six years older than him.  Which raises the question of who in the state would actually allow him to do this.  Probably someone who was promised a piece of that money pie.

Granted, there is a historical precedent for this.  Rodrigo Borgia became the legal guardian of both Vanooza and her sister when their mother died, but strictly speaking, she was underage at the time, and with no parents she probably would have died horribly young.   When your precedent is Rodrigo Borgia, it’s time to seriously reevaluate your life.  Then again, this guy also smells like a jackass.

As far as I’m concerned, he deserves to be thrown in jail and to lose his vast fortune in the process.  There is absolutely no excuse to be that drunk and to take the life of another human without having to be punished for it.  However, I’m not extremely optimistic, because his new daughter will probably find a way to pay off judge and jury somehow.  Or if she’s sly, she’ll just take the money and run.

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